Getting
started
May 12, Saturday.
This is Harry in London. Again.
So far, this trip has been full of surprises. And
they began right from the start.
First surprise was when the car driver passed the
entrance to the Garden State Parkway south and continued toward the City of
Newark on Bloomfield Avenue. OK, Harry, you’re about to learn something new.
This guy drives a car for a living, and he’s trying something different. He
must know something you don’t know.
After we got stuck in a rush-hour backup aggravated
by emergency vehicles in the road, he turned and asked me if there were any
highways he could take. He was using GPS that was taking him through Newark at
rush hour to get onto the old McCarter Highway. Looks good to a computer,
because a computer doesn’t have to drive. Or make a scheduled boarding time.
Anyway, it turned out that the driver did know
something I didn’t know. He knew he hadn’t a clue how to get to Newark Liberty
Airport. But I’m a fast learner, so I started giving him directions. Go back to
Bloomfield—about four or five miles—and take the Parkway to I-280. No, I-78.
Then follow the signs to the airport.
I told him, when you get to the Parkway, you have
to make a right turn off Bloomfield Avenue to get to the southbound lanes. We were
nowhere near the Parkway, but he started to make the next right.
Next time it was my fault. I misspoke and said yes
when he asked if we should take I-280.
We got back on the Parkway a mile or so later. We
took the correct exit this time, but he started to head west, ignoring the
airport-this-way sign pointing to the east-bound exit.
From that point on, it was easy. No one hurt,
nothing broken, and plenty of time to get the plane, I even had time for a beer
and a bowl of chili at the airport. Joanna had a salad.
The airplane ride was uneventful. I slept through
much of it. We even got in five or ten minutes early.
My Oyster card didn’t work at the Underground
station. After a couple of false starts, we had to get onto a train to go to
the main terminal and wait on line at a ticket office. The man at the window
confirmed the card wasn’t working, called a number on his cell phone, and
issued me another. He confirmed that Joanna’s card was working fine. Problem
solved.
But I learned something: I bought the Oyster cards
online from a British-government tourist site. They cost me $45 a piece before
I was done. They would have been cheaper by a few dollars and less time-killing
if I’d waited and bought them at Heathrow.
The Underground service at Heathrow is the
Piccadilly Line, and that stops at Russell Square, which is one of the many
convenient things about the President Hotel. From the station, you emerge onto
the street, turn left, and when you go left again into the first side street,
you can see the hotel.
We went out to eat at the Night & Day Bar
around the corner. A Cornish pasty is a meat-and-potato filling wrapped in a
flaky pastry. It’s OK, but the seasoning seemed to be on the sweet side.
I had that with a cup of coffee, because this was
essentially breakfast, and if I don’t have at least one cup of coffee a day, I
go into serious withdrawals. Headaches, drowsiness, mood swings. It can be fun,
but I try to avoid it.
After the coffee I had a pint of Green King India
pale ale, which has a nice herbal edge. It went very well with the pasty and
peas.
Later, after the man came to the room and got the
toilet working, we went for a serious walk. past Russell Square to Bloomsbury
Square, a couple of blocks away.
I was headed for Trafalgar Square when I saw a sign
pointing to the Seven Dials. I was there on my first visit to London, 16 years
ago. This is a 20th century replica of an elaborate sun dial that gave its name
to a notorious neighborhood. In Dickens’ time the Seven Dials neighborhood was a
slum that harbored thieves, muggers, and above all counterfeiters. It was one
of the places where the police were at risk to go
Of course, now it’s gentrified. The seven dials
consist of six conventional dials mounted vertically at the top of an obelisk,
which is itself the seventh dial. The original was torn down because an urban
legend said someone had buried treasure under it.
Then Joanna saw a sign for Chinatown. So we bought
toffee from a street vendor, a custard pastry from a Chinese patisserie (No
kidding; that’s what was on the sign), and got really lost.
That was OK, because if we hadn’t been lost, we
wouldn’t have stumbled onto the birthday party for Buddha in Leicester Square.
He is 2,556.
Joanna met the embodiment of three Buddhist
virtues.
So we walked back, more or less retracing our steps
from there, and came to Charing Cross Road. That becomes St. Martin’s Lane just
before you get to Trafalgar Square. The London Symphony was rehearsing for an
open-air concert.
The piece they were working on was a little too
modern and academic for my taste, but it was a nice touch among the
construction fences. (London’s fixup for the Olympics is still incomplete. The
city still looks like the Germans have bombed it again.)
From there we went through Westminster, across the
bridge to the South Bank, and bought tickets at the Globe to see “Henry VI,
Part 2” played in Albanian tomorrow at four. I had to see something there, and Joanna’s never been
inside.
The other choice was Part 1, done in Serbian. I saw
that in English last year. It’s the one where Joan of Arc is the bad guy.
We walked past the site of the old Clink Prison,
saw the replica of Drake’s ship, saw Gower’s tomb at Southwark Cathedral, but
passed having a beer at the Anchor Bankside. They were four deep at the bar
waiting to put in an order. too much like New York and there are too many good
taps here to put up with that.
Shortly after we saw the London Stone (which
becomes significant tomorrow) on Cannon Street, we hailed a cab. We want to go
the President Hotel on Guilford Street.
The President? He’s never there.
The fare came to ten and change. I handed the
driver three fives, to include a tip. He handed one of the bills back. Ten is
enough, he said.
They have a carvery in the hotel, and we were so
tired from lack of sleep and abundance of walking that we decided to go there
for dinner. Joanna had lamb with an herbed mint jelly. I had roast beef and
Yorkshire pudding with a pint of John Smith bitter on the side.
I had about four hours’ shut-eye on the plane. I’m
getting sleepy. It must be the beer.
Good night.
Harry
Globalization
May 13, Sunday
A jet contrail meets the flagpole over the British
Museum. (I'm proud of this one.
I got the timing right.)
London is a great place to walk. You’re always coming
across something interesting. So Joanna and I walked from to the British Museum
first, where we saw some Anglo-Saxon relics, Chinese antiquities, and a hall
devoted to how the Enlightenment saw the world.
In the last room, there were cases on cases of
herbs, simples, and artifacts collected by Sir Hans Sloane, who seems to have
collected just about everything and then gave it all to the British government.
Those collections, we were told, are the start of the British Museum.
Then we came back to the hotel and walked from
Russell Square to the Globe. We crossed the Blackfriars Bridge and got to the
theater with a few minutes to spare.
Shakespeare in just about any language is always good.
Even in Albanian. I expected we would see part of the play, tire of not being
able to follow the dialogue, and leave early. Not so. In fact, the conniving
Duke of York and the rebel Jack Cade stole the show.
There was a monitor on the wall giving a brief
synopsis of what was going on. The audience was full of Albanians.
There’s a stage direction that Jack Cade enters and
strikes his sword on London Stone. London Stone was a painted wooden cylinder
that almost rolled off the stage. But that kind of thing is part of the fun of
staging without a curtain. The props roll in; the props roll out. Sometimes
they roll too far.
After the show, we had dinner in the Swan, the
restaurant connected to the Globe. They served what they call English tapas. We
had sardines on toast, soft goat cheese with toast, hummus served with romaine
lettuce, and a sausage roll. Joanna had a nice fruity house red, which came from
Languedoc, and I had half-pints of Globe Ale, a house brand; Conqueror Sussex
stout (very chocolatey), and Heyworth blonde lager, which was all right for a
lager. The bartender didn’t know who made house ale.
After that, we went bar-hopping, which is a novel
experience for Joanna. The only other time she did that was when were in
Philadelphia. We went to a place called the George. The sign claims it was
established in1723, so that must be George I, but I’m not sure. That’s where I
had Sharp’s Own Rock Cornwall, amber and very hoppy.
The pub had been taken over by soccer fans who were
singing an anthem for the team.
They were all sloshed and very happy. They may have
been Manchester City fans because that team had beaten the heavily favored
team, Manchester United, that day.
Joanna and I got bumped by a couple of them who
were wrestling by the door as we went out.
We got to the Night and Day Bar (or is it Day and
Night?), where I had Belhaven Scottish stout. It was surprisingly dry and
creamy, more like Guinness than like the sweeter stouts I often drink. I
usually expect Scottish brews to be on the sweet side.
The Night and Day is in the Imperial Hotel, right
around the corner form the President, and owned by the same outfit. So the next
stop was the sports bar, so called because it’s decorated things like with
cricket bats and fishing poles.
When I’m in the City of London, I’m always running
into interesting Doctor Johnson stuff. I can’t abide Samuel Johnson, because he
is even more pretentious and pompous than I am. As Boswell put it, he was the
preeminent moralist of his time. That’s enough reason to dislike anybody.
But I have to give him credit. He knew everybody of
his time. He is the source (perhaps fictitiously) of some classic remarks of
bitter irony, he lived in a cool part of town, and he drank in some great
places, like the Anchor Bankside, which I have mentioned before, and the
Cheshire Cheese on Fleet Street. They’re so cool, in fact, that I couldn’t get
into either one of them. One was still packed and the other had closed after
lunch.
Out of town
for a day
May 14, Monday
The 10:22 out of Victoria Station gets to
Canterbury around noon or so. You walk out of the station, take the pedestrian
bridge over the highway and get onto the city wall near the Dane John, a huge
burial mound from pre-Roman times.
The wall has been rebuilt since the old days, and
the gun loops in the towers are some of the oldest in England (in case you need
to know this some day).
Much of the town has been turned into a pedestrian
mall. I don’t know how many of the Tudor-looking overhanging bay windows are
original. But they no longer empty their piss pots out the window, at least in
this part of town.
Much of the mall is lined with stores, including
Clarks, Marks & Spencer, and the Canterbury Cathedral Shop, where Joanna
tried to convince me that I needed another tie, one with Chaucer’s pilgrims on
it. It also includes the remains of church tower, all that is left, after the
blitz, of the church where Christopher Marlowe was christened.
The cathedral is terrific. Except for a few school
tours, it was not too full on Monday. We had the run of most of the place.
There are cloisters and a crypt, a huge nave, and a large second area up the
stairs called the quire. Over the stairs is the Bell Harry Tower—no kidding.
Before you get to the quire, there is a wall with six kings (or five and one
queen—the docent said nobody’s sure).
Henry IV, one of the many English usurpers, is
buried in the cathedral, and one of the images on the right-hand wall has the
same face as the tomb effigy, so that is assumed to represent Henry IV.
Shakespeare wrote two plays about him.
To his left is a king with a sword, assumed to be
Edward the Confessor, who was Henry IV’s patron saint, and to his right may be
Henry VI, No. IV’s grandson. He got three plays, one of which we saw done
yesterday in Albanian.
On the left-hand wall, the one farthest to the left
is assumed, by process of elimination to be Henry V. He had a short reign and
only got one play. The rightmost of this trio may be Ethelbert, king of Kent
when the missionaries first came to convert the English. The figure between Henry V and
Ethelbert may be Ethelbert’s queen, Bertha, a Frankish princess who was a
Christian and had brought a chaplain with her.
When St. Augustine, the apostle to the English,
landed in Canterbury, he was relieved to meet Bertha and the bishop who
attended to her spiritual welfare. They were using the remains of an old Roman
building as a church, and now that is part of the church called St. Martin’s,
which is said to be the oldest English-language Christian parish.
It started to rain, so we didn’t hike out to St.
Martin’s or to the ruins of St. Augustine’s abbey, which Henry VIII tore down.
There used to be a shrine to St. Thomas in the
cathedral. That’s why Henry IV wanted to be buried there, hoping some of the goodness would rub off.
Edward the Black Prince, one of the most popular medieval English heroes, is
also buried there. After all, he kicked the French’s ass for years, and then he
went and died young, before he could become king.
Edward the Black Prince didn’t get a Shakespeare
play, but his son did. He was Richard II, the guy that Henry IV kicked out of
office.
I wonder if the ghost of the Black Prince gets up
at night to piss on Henry.
Dinner was at Nicholson’s in Canterbury. It’s
another traditional style pub with black lacquer front. It don’t know that it’s
old, but it’s quirky enough inside to be.
Each room seems to be on a different level, and not always actually
level, at that. The way to the restroom is through a narrow door and up a steep
narrow staircase.
Dinner for me was a wild boar burger. Joanna had
fish pie. Shipley’s Cornish
Trawler was a good mouth-filling drink (probably ale, but am not sure), and so
was the Triple F Warthog stout, which had a strong chocolate flavor.
Another
travel tip for the next time you’re in London: the No. 73 bus from Victoria
Station goes past the Wellington Monument, Hyde Park, and Marble Arch, and past
all the stores and crowds on Oxford Street to Tottenham Court Road, which
almost puts you back in Bloomsbury. I suggest you ride on the upper deck.
